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Sunday, October 11, 2009

“Whatcha Call?”.....The “kiddie alternatives”






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Examples:
1.) Whatcha call Marijuana beaten smooth with liquid?
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2.) Whatcha call Color Scheme Specialists?
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3.) Whatcha call a Moon-Clock?
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4.) Whatcha call it when you take another laxative?
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5.) Whatcha call a cha that is not a child anymore?
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6.) Whatcha call a Boxing Match?
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7.) Whatcha call a tear-stain?
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8.) Whatcha call wealthy female royalty, expressed as a distinctive statue?
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9.) Whatcha call somebody who eats too much and is at least eight years old?
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10.) Whatcha call a man who is not a teenager?
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11.) Whatcha call a snail discovered in an airplane?
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12.) Whatcha call your signature and another’s signature, both at right angles, on a document?
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13.) Whatcha call a giant grocery outlet in California that has opened a second outlet in New York?
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14.) Whatcha call the best thing next to an inner thigh?Click for Answer


15.) Whatcha call a strict manager who also enjoys famous painters?
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16.) Whatcha call a washing machine sitting on grass?
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17.) Whatcha call a fear of draft agreements?
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18.) Whatcha call a fear canines and felines?
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19.) Whatcha call a bristle-brush with no handles?
20.) Whatcha call belly buttons raining from the sky?

21.) Whatcha call a married couple that has no offspring?

22.) Whatcha call a person who has been divorced twice?


Whatcha call the dance and singing that is traditionally danced
to celebrate graduating from the Noggin Jogging Literacy Remedial Program?
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(Whatcha call narrative to put before the whatcha calls). Whatcha Call?...Can be envisioned as the relaxative component of the Noggin Joggin Remedial Literacy Program (no pun intended): but see example #7
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Whatcha call the part of the boat that does not require proficiency to handle?
....In fact it is better if you don’t!
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Whatcha call it when you engage in binge eating?
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Whatcha call an insanity clock?
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1 comments:

Anonymous said...

CLASSICS!!!

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