Whatcha Call Answers

1.) Whatcha call marijuana beaten smooth with liquid?
Answer 1:
A POT PUREE

Answer 2:

A HERBAL PULPITATION





















2.) Whatcha call a décor specialist, who is up to no good?
A COLOR SCHEMER
















3.) Whatcha call a moon clock?
A LUNA TICK





















4.) Whatcha call it when you take another laxative?
YOU RELAX!
























5.) Whatcha call a CHA that is not a child anymore?
A BIG TURE (pronounced A PICTURE)

Or A BIG CHA

6.) Whatcha call a boxing match event?
A FEISTY FISTY FEAST




















7.) Whatcha call a tear-stain?
A BOO PRINT

























8.) Whatcha call wealthy female royalty, expressed as a distinctive statue?
A MONEY QUINN





















9.) Whatcha call somebody who eats too much and is at least eight years old?
AN OVER EIGHT WHO OVER ATE




















10.) Whatcha call a man who is not a teenager?
A MAN AGER

























11.) Whatcha call a snail discovered in an airplane?
(Yeccchhh!!! Ahh!! That’s a toughy!)
ES CARGOT AS AIR CARGO!!



















12.) Whatcha call your signature and another’s signature, both at right angles, on a document?
SINE AND COSINE


















13.) Whatcha call a giant grocery outlet in California that has opened a second outlet in New York?
….VONS….TVOICE………..

























14.) Whatcha call the best thing next to an inner thigh?
ANSWER 1: YOUR OWN OTHER ONE.
ANSWER 2: THAT OF YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
ANSWER 3: A BODY PILLOW.






















15.) Whatcha call a strict manager who also enjoys famous painters?
A KICK ASSO





















16.) Whatcha call a washing machine sitting on grass?
A LAWN DRY






















17.) Whatcha call a fear of draft agreements?
CLAUSE-TROPHOBIA

























18.) Whatcha call a fear canines and felines?
CLAWSTROPHOBIA

























19.) Whatcha call a bristle-brush with no handles?
A PORCUPINE


























20.) Whatcha call belly buttons raining from the sky?
A NAVEL BOMBARDMENT


























21.) Whatcha call a married couple that has no offspring?
NO KIDDING!?!



























22.) Whatcha call a person who has been divorced twice?
ANSWER 1: A TRIVORCEE

ANSWER 2: A TWIVORCEE















Whatcha call the dance and singing that is traditionally danced to celebrate graduating from the Noggin Jogging Literacy Remedial Program?
NO...MORE CHA...CHA…CHA
NO…MORE…WHAT CHA….CHA














(Whatcha call narrative to put before the whatcha calls). Whatcha Call?...Can be envisioned as the relaxative component of the Noggin Joggin Remedial Literacy Program (no pun intended): but see example #7

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Whatcha call the part of the boat that does not require proficiency to handle?....In fact it is better if you don’t!
PROW (opposite, antithesis is prowess) (to handle manually, means to manipulate).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Whatcha call it when you engage in binge eating?
FOOD GOES TO WAISTE

 

Whatcha call an insanity clock?

A NEUROTICK