The Millennial Noncy-Thesaurus
Special compilation of NONCE-WORDS developed by Pre-Kindergarteners and “Inner little” children. These are selected innovative words or terms, compiled in a specialized thesaurus, and not included in any other dictionary or thesaurus. They may also include four letter replacements. The Publisher is NONCY SAURUS (Sister of WINKY SAURUS).
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AMNIOSCAPE – THE LANDSCAPE OF PERCEPTION THAT PREBORN SEES.
ALMUS PATER – NURSING FATHER. DERIVED FROM ALMA MATER – NURSING MOTHER.
NURSING MOMMY? -NURSING AND NURTURING SYSTEM FOR CAREGIVERS .
CROSS PLACENTAL – EVERYTHING RELATED TO THE PLACENTA.
CARE NEEDERS – THOSE WHO NEED TOTAL CARE IN ORDER TO FEEL CONNECTEDNESS, BONDING, AND SAFE.
COMBI WORDS – CONNOTATIVE COMBINATION OF WORDS.
FEMINASTERISTS = OUR INTERPRETATION OF FEMMINISM. IT IS ALSO PEJORATIVE.
GROAN-UP – A GROWN UP, AN ADULT, AKA EH-DOLTS.
GENDER AGAPE – LOVE BETWEEN OPPOSITE SEX’S IN A NON SEXUAL WAY.
HEPTOTHEISM – UNIQUE THEOLOGY FOR THE NEW MILLENNIUM: CONCEIVED, DESIGNED, AND DEVELOPED BY A SELECTED TASK FORCE OF MILLENNIUM TODDLERS TO PROVIDE THE APPROPRIATE SPIRITUAL SUSTENANCE.
INFANSCRIPTUS-WRITING PEN FOR INFANTS.
LUNARPLEXUS – ANTOMYNMICAL TO THE WORD SOLARPLEXUS.
MATIAPA ART EXPRESSION- ALL MATIAPA ART PRODUCTS.
MATIAPA-SCHOLA SYSTEM- DESIGNED TO PROMOTE OPTIMUM DEVELOPMENT (MENTAL,PHYSICAL,DEXTERITY ABILITIES, ETC) OF THE TARGET: PREBORNS, NEWBORNS, INFANTS, LATE INFANTS, TODDLERS, LATE TODDLERS. BASED ON THE MONTESSORI METHOD;TO OPTIMIZE LEARNING IN INFANTS AND PREBORNS.
MILLENIUM ALPHA BABIES- THE FIRST CROP OF BABIES IN THE NEW MILLENNIUM.
MINUTIZATION- TO MAKE SOMETHING VERY SMALL.
NOGGIN JOGGIN REMEDIAL LITERACY PROGRAM- DEVELOPED AS PLACEMENT FOR HEAD START FOR ADULT LITERACY, WITH PLANS TO RUN IN THE NEW MILLENNIUM.
NUFF SAID- FURTHER EXPLICATION IS REDUNDANT.
PATRIOSHKA – A MATRIOSHKA, WHICH ARE DOLLS OF DECREASING SIZES PLACED ONE INSIDE THE OTHER, BUT ONE THAT DEPICTS AGE PROGRESSION. IT WILL BE FROM PREBORN TO APPROX AGE 60.
PEN AGAIN WILL NEVER BE THE SEMEGEN – MATIAPA’S VERSION OF THE PENAGAIN.
PERI-CHRISTIAN ERA- COVERING BETWEEN APPROX. 30A.D.-1800 A.D.
POST-CHRISTIAN ERA- CLASSIC HEPTATHEONISM. COVERING BETWEEN THE BIRTH OF JESUS AND 1977A.D.
MINUS 5 MONTHS PLUS 55 MONTHS -THE AGE SPAN MATIAPA IS DEALING WITH.
PROXIMITY PANIC REACTION – THE OPPOSITE OF SEPARATION ANXIETY. THE BABY PUTS ON A FIERCE FIGHTING TO GET AWAY. IT TAKES AT LEAST ONE MONTH BEFORE THE VOLUNTEER SURROGATE MOTHER IS ABLE TO GET THE BABY TO SLOWLY RELAX AND BOND. EVEN THE MOST COMPASSIONATE AND GENTLE OF MOTHERS CAN ONLY DO IT FOR A MONTH BEFORE THEY GET EMOTIONALLY BURNED OUT.
REHEARSE – READING, 1ST STAGE OF LEARNING FOR MATIAPA SCHOLA.
RESPLEDATE-AGAPE: TITLE OF THE BABY JESUS PAINTING BY NICOLE BROWN.( A “SEMINAL” YOUNG PAINTER OF THE POST-MILLENNIAL ULTRA REALISM SCHOOL OF PAINTING.)
RIGHTING – WRITING, 2ND STAGE OF LEARNING FOR MATIAPA SCHOLA.
RISMATIC – ARITHMETIC, 3RD STAGE OF LEARNING FOR MATIAPA SCHOLA.
WHOMBSY - WHIMSICAL WOMB-ORIGINATING FANTASY- A MATIAPA ART-FORM, IN THE SAME CLASS AS “LOONY” CARTOONY
1 comments:
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